β€œIt is not that we have too little time to do all the things we need to do , it is that we feel the need to do too many things in the time we have.” β€” Gary Keller

β€œThe busy man is never wise and the wise man is never busy.” β€” Lin Yutang

Did you know? All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

Did you know? There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

What do you get if you lock a monkey in a room with a typewriter for 8 hours? A regular expression.

So I made a graph of all my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

β€œLive your life as an exclamation rather than an explanation.” β€” Isaac Newton

β€œYour hardest times often lead to the greatest moments of your life. Keep going. Tough situations build strong people in the end.” β€” Roy T. Bennett

Did you know? The largest taxi fleet in the world is found in Mexico City. The city boasts a fleet of over 60,000 taxis.

Did you know? People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.