I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

“In order for you to be the BEST you can be for others, first you must be BEST for yourself.” — Jeffrey Gitomer

“Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position.” — Brian Tracy

Did you know? Dr. Seuss pronounced his name “soyce”.

Did you know? Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

Why did the Python data scientist get arrested at customs? She was caught trying to import pandas!

What do elves post on Social Media? Elf-ies!

“When you've got nothing, you've got nothing to lose.” — Bob Dylan

“Winners never quit and quitters never win.” — Vince Lombardi