Mom asked me where I'm taking her to go out to eat for mother's day. I told her, "We already have food in the house".

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“What we know is a drop, what we don't know is an ocean.” — Isaac Newton

“There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.” — Ronald Reagan

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Did you know? An Olympic gold medal must contain 92.5 percent silver

Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

Why are modern programming languages so materialistic? Because they are object-oriented.

“The river that flows in you also flows in me.” — Kabir