“Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.” — Aristotle

Did you know? There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today.

Did you know? More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.

What is a dying programmer's last program? Goodbye, world!

Why was the river rich? Because it had two banks.

“Wherever you are, and whatever you do, be in love.” — Rumi

“We are always complaining that our days are few, and acting as though there would be no end of them.” — Seneca

Did you know? The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs!

Did you know? A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!