A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

This morning I accidentally made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. I was already on the highway when I noticed I forgot my car at home.

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“If we are honest with ourselves, most of us will have to admit that we live out our lives in an ocean of fear.” — Jon Kabat-Zinn

“The only way it gets better for you is when you get better. Better is not something you wish, it's something you become.” — Jim Rohn

Did you know? The Simpsons is the longest running animated series on TV.

Did you know? American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag. I told her "No, thanks. The carton works fine".