A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

“Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.” — Eric Hoffer

“Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.” — Earl Nightingale

Did you know? Women manage the money and pay the bills in  75% of all Americans households.

Did you know? There are 1 million ants for every human in the world.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

“In order for you to be the BEST you can be for others, first you must be BEST for yourself.” — Jeffrey Gitomer

“Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position.” — Brian Tracy

Did you know? Dr. Seuss pronounced his name “soyce”.