“No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.” — Carol Burnett

“We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the child at play.” — Heraclitus

Did you know? Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.

Did you know? The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.

“When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.” — Henry Ford

“One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night.” — Margaret Mead

Did you know? The average human blinks their eyes 6,205,000 times each year.

Did you know? Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand!

“Be of good cheer about death, and know this of a truth, that no evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.” — Socrates

“Well done is better than well said.” — Benjamin Franklin