A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

“Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.” — Zig Ziglar

“No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.” — Charles Dickens

Did you know? You spend 7 years of your life in the bathroom.

Did you know? Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the deaths of their cats.

“Never trust he who trusts everyone.” — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

“Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.” — Jonathan Swift

Did you know? Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

Did you know? The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

What is in a ghost's nose? Boo-gers.