Did you know? The longest word comprised of one row on the keyboard is: TYPEWRITER

Why do Java programmers hate communism? They don't want to live in a classless society.

I hate Russian matryoshka dolls. They're so full of themselves.

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“Every day is an opportunity to a make a new happy ending.” — Jonathan Swift

“It is not as important how we start, but how we finish.” — Joyce Meyer

Did you know? Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Did you know? The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you always procrastinate." I said, "Oh yeah... Just you wait."

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.