Chelsea demand compensation for former coachWest London club insist Italian breached contractManchester City are close to reaching a financial settlement with Chelsea that will enable them to appoint Enzo Maresca as their new manager.Chelsea are demanding compensation from City to release Maresca as they believe they…

Manchester City close to financial settlement with Chelsea to appoint Enzo Maresca
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Manchester City close to financial settlement with Chelsea to appoint Enzo Maresca

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⚽ All the latest news from day nine of the tournament⚽ Player guide | Bracketology | Golden Boot | Email usGreetings everyone and welcome to day 10 of the World Cup. Readers in Europe have plenty to digest as they wake up. Scotland slipped to a 1-0 defeat by Morocco that could have been worse, after they went…

World Cup 2026: Scotland fall flat; USA into knockouts; Turkey’s exit and Almíron’s red for covering mouth – live
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World Cup 2026: Scotland fall flat; USA into knockouts; Turkey’s exit and Almíron’s red for covering mouth – live

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Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'!

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

calling all ladies via r/wholesomememes

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Didn't expect that via r/wholesomememes

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idk if it's my autism or what via r/wholesomememes

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Founded in 2004, the free weekly 5km event has grown into a global fixture of weekend life, taking place in parks, fields, seafronts and even prisonsAn event to mark the millionth parkrun took place in west London on Saturday, acting as a celebration of the community cohesion and public health benefit that the charity…

‘A huge spectrum of people coming together’: how parkrun made it to its millionth event
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‘A huge spectrum of people coming together’: how parkrun made it to its millionth event

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Many of us have reassured ourselves with the ‘five second rule’, but bacteria can transfer almost immediately – and sticks around for hoursYou drop a piece of cucumber on the floor. Do you immediately throw it in the bin or reassure yourself of the age-old “five-second rule” and reckon it’s fine to pop it…

Is it true that … you have five seconds’ grace after dropping food on the floor?
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Is it true that … you have five seconds’ grace after dropping food on the floor?

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