“To lose your temper is only useful once a year.” — Colin R. Davis

Did you know? Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

Did you know? Larry Lewis ran the 100-yard dash in 17.8 seconds in 1969, thereby setting a new world`s record for runners in the 100-years-or-older class. He was 101.

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

“A person hears only what they understand.” — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.” — Voltaire

Did you know? All polar bears are left-handed.

Did you know? Anne Boleyn, Queen Elizabeth I's mother, had six fingers on one hand.