The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?

The gas Argon walks into a bar. The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?" But Argon doesn't react.

Second Test D4: NZ 391 & 362; England 291 & 182-5Stokes hits 95 for Durham while England struggleJosh Tongue admitted England have missed the influence of Ben Stokes after a day in which they crumbled to the brink of defeat in the second Test against New Zealand at the Oval. While they were doing so the…

“As long as a human being worries about when he will die, and what he has that is his, all of his works are zero.” — Kabir

“No matter who you are, we're creatures of habit. The better your habits are, the better they will be in pressure situations.” — Wayne Gretzky

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“The man who moved the mountain was the one who began carrying away the smallest stones.” — Zen Proverb

“Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying.” — W. Clement Stone